Are there any homeless people that don't smoke cigarettes? I mean I haven't gone around collecting market data yet but...
Do I actually remember HBO televising an "alien" autopsy in the mid 1990's or has my regression therapy been a waste of money?
I think Nascar drivers should all be blindfolded and the first to make it to 10 laps wins!
If a monkey can learn sign language, how come George Bush can't learn English?
Why hasn't someone made a "glow-in-the-dark" car yet?
If some fuckin hillbilly hasn't killed Bigfoot yet, he never will.
I wish I could be haunted by a ghost. A really pissed off, mean, murdered ghost. The kind that has the ability to make shit in the room move because it's that angry. I would pull up a seat and laugh my fucking ass off at it while calling it ghost names. Stupid ghosts.
Anyone know what happened to "Dobber" from Coach?
I also wonder if A.C. Green has gotten laid yet...
Would people buy "I can't believe it's not butter" if it were just called "Not Butter"? (Well what the fuck is it then?)
At some point, at some time, someone has drank Nair.
Where can I buy Northern Malt Liquor?
If I could go back in time to give a caveman just one thing...... I'm pretty sure it would be my middle finger!
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