Brett Farve dodges offseason workouts again!

Brett Favre had to make a decision in February? WTF!? Don't put too much pressure on the old man, his ticker might burst. Just like the rest of us though, Brett makes his big life decisions while murdering unsuspecting 4 legged creatures.  After a blood filled weekend of blowin shit up he decides that exercising from March through June just isn't his thing... No shit? He usually decides in May if he wants to play football or run around like Rambo in those Missippi backwoods (I know how to spell it). I'm thinking he's forcing the Jets hand now to force it again later, after the Jets find their 2009 signal caller I think that damn right elbow of his will start to itch. I think he wants to play in Minnesota or Chicago so he can swing his Favreian dick around in front of his old faithful. Since the Jets will hold his rights when he wants to play again and since they will have already moved on to another qb (Jeff Garcia anyone?) they will be forced to cut him allowing him to sign wherever he wants. I don't think Lovie Smith will want him becuase a big part of the reason he got his head coaching job in Chicago was because he was a Favre Killer, Brett was like 2-7 against Lovie coached teams including a 6 interception performance in a playoff game, which leaves the Vikings who will hopefully already have Matt Cassel therefore foiling Brett's plan MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only way Brett is retired is if he can't get into Minnesota or Chicago in June. The old lazy bastard never went through offseason workouts, why would he start now?