Due to popular demand you may now come here to read my grumblings about sports (mostly football) and other life related material. Looks like Santa was pretty excited for the announcement. Right now though I'm not really pissed off about anything other than the draft order and how the Patriots got fucked by having to pick after 4 playoff teams. I could really care less about the playoffs, I hope all the teams tie after a combined 20 overtime quaters and the season is declared a wash. While we're onto January hopes... I hope the manning brothers choke on their oreos in their race to see what super-sports family reigns supreme. I hope Brett Farve decides to play 10 more years with the Jets. I hope Tom Brady knocks up Giselle and then dumps her too. Most of all I hope I win the lottery.
While I'm at it...At least Peyton has already choked this year. In January. Again, and this year Ty Law wasn't even involved. I believe that brings Peyton to a career record of 7-9 in the postseason... Anyone who wants to mention Brett Farve among the 5 best quarterbacks of all time doesn't know shit about football, was Cal Ripken one of the 5 best baseball players of all time? Fuck no. Both are beloved for just showing up to work everyday and earning their seven figure incomes. Brett Farve has been absolute garbage this whole century and I would love to see the Pats get to play him 2 more times next year. I will however, NEVER root for the Jets again. Not even if the Pats are dependent on them winning to get in the playoffs.
I will give it up to Bill Parcells, that piece of shit could have walked away from the Dolphins looking like god, holding 12 million dollars and free from further obligation, but he decided he hated Bill Belichick more. I also would like to wish Charkley the best. Hopefully his lawyer is good and all charges are dropped... Or, maybe a better idea would be for the charges to stick and have TNT fire him. That way HBO could come in and give him his own unrated show, which could be by far the greatest thing television will ever see. Let's hope.
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