Cold day in New England

You know what I find funny -
Eric Ratgina named one of his children after Brett Farve! How'd that work out for you?
Scott Linehan turned down a job.
Herm Edwards still has one.
Pat Summerall was/is a raging alcoholic.
John Madden sounds like one.
Pizza Hut now has a "natural" marinara sauce. This means I've been forced to eat unnatural sauce my whole life... I should of known the "Book-It!" program was a trap.
Do people that can see ever read braile?
A cop giving a field sobriety test to a one legged drunk man - - - "take 9 hops and pivot"
This scene is also funny with a person in a wheelchair.
Arizona Cardinal fans burned messages into Donovan McNabb's lawn. You know the difference between Arizona and Philadelphia (besides the fact one is a state and the other a city)? The messages which were burned in Arizona were lame as fuck like "I (heart) AZ" and "Go Cards" whereas if someone in Philly did this to him it would probably say "you are dead motherfucker!"


I think all Texas wide receivers suck. Imagine if Limas Sweed dropped as much acid as he did footballs. At least there'd be an explanation.

Did you know that currently there are 2 head coaches in the NFL who have won the Super Bowl? Bill B. and that shitbag in charge of the smurfs. That's it and we all know it should only be 1. Sure, Mike Tomlin is soon to join them, but there are 32 teams and only 2 coaches have hoisted the trophy, that blows my fucking mind.

I have my first offseason prediction: The 2009 Buffalo Bills will finish 7-9.