So I just purchased a 19-0 New England Patriots Super Bowl T-shirt. Yep, shopping online while high is very dangerous. Apparently since I'm not buying shots celebrating Patriot playoff touchdown after Patriot playoff touchdown I must fill the void left behind with shit. About 3 weeks ago I bought a Patriots wind spinner thing (http://www.nflshop.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2570327&cp=&kw=patriots+wind+spinner&origkw=patriots+wind+spinner&sr=1) to hang where the wind blows the most - in my apartment (of course I haven't got around to hanging it up yet). After watching Pittsburgh advance to the Super Bowl, when we always beat Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship Game must have triggered another void that was larger than the first. I decided to end my jersey curse and buy a defensive players jersey, because as we all know, Defense is what wins championships. Enter Jerod Mayo. And now tonight, the most pointless of purchases ever. Why in the fuck would I want a t-shirt reminding me of the worst day in sports history? Why? I dunno, can I blame drugs? I wasted 12.95 and you know what? I can't wait to get it, I'm gonna wear this fucker everywhere and tell everyone who gives me shit about it that I don't know what THEY'RE talking about! Hopefully I run into Mercury Morris or some other member of the 72' Dolphskins and convince them they are going senile, even though it's me who's lost my needles.
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