Dear USPS:

I'm sure by the time you read this it won't matter, and I guess it doesn't really matter anyways, but I just wanted to thank you for your awesome tracking option on the website. I'm so glad you decided to invest in that technology because it is righteous. I do however have just one suggestion that might make it even better... After typing your whoknowshowmanycharacters tracking number in, why not have the screen that pops up tell you where your package is? This would make that function fucking awesome! You would actually know where your package is. I think it would be much better than waiting 1 minute for a screen to come up and tell me my internet can't display the tracking page, fuck, I think the pony express probably had a better way to track a package by tying a note to a pigeons foot and hoping that the bird found it's way to the right house. Do you know what would be even better than a page that says "internet explorer cannot display this page"? Since everything else on your site works just fine and you refuse to even tell us if you are working on fixing the tracking feature; I'm just guessing you don't give a fuck about it, so why not instead make a screen pop up and say "Go fuck yourself, we don't even want to know where your package is, let alone deliver it to you. Hopefully someone has stolen it."