Josh McDaniels = Genius

So I was watching the news last night, it happened to be the local Fox News syndicate (to get the most informative and unbiased opinions as possible, -what else) and of course their lead sports story was the Jutler Saga. They opened the piece playing music you would hear in a funeral home and explained how their former Hall of Fame head coach (who everyone has hated here the last 5 years anyways) got canned  in favor of the 32 year old JMD. They then played an old Pat Bowlen interview where he was talking about Jutler having the chance to be every bit as good as the immortal (John Elway for those unfamiliar). After this they cut a 2 second sound bite from a much longer interview where McDaniels said "age doesn't matter" and then proceeded to make JMD look like a fucking moron. They informed me that Jay Cutler was "sent packing" while showing highlights of him throwing touchdown passes to numerous receivers (instead of highlights of him throwing picks). They wanted me to feel bad for the poor Jay Cutler.... There was only one problem, I actually knew the story!!! Those fucking idiots along with every other fucking idiot out here ought to be heaping praise or throwing gold at JMD. Was Fox not aware of the fact Jay Cutler has asked to be traded TWICE this offseason- once when Shanny got canny-ed and once when JMD indirectly told him he sucks? Did they miss the part where he refused to answer the phone calls of the man that signs his checks or the man in charge of teaching him the new offense? I was hoping the Shitler would get stuck in Detroit, that would have taught him but Chicago works just as well for me.

For starters, as much as he is a whiny piece of shit bitch, he would vastly improve the qb position for any team not named New England in the AFC East. I'm happy he's not throwing to T.O. or taking orders from Parcells. I'm exceptionally happpy that he is not a Jet which ensures a sub .500 record for the 747's next season. He automatically throws Chicago to the top of the terrible NFC North.... But what about the Vikings you say? But what about nothing. The ever sly Brad Wearsadress thought a 4th rounder and spice was better than a 1st to build a castle. Throw in the fact his defensive line will be suspended 4 games this September and the fact the Vikings always squander a division lead rather than make up ground and it's easy to see a 7-9 finish for the purple. Obviously Detroit is nowhere close and Green Bay decided they wanted to play a 3-4. This leaves a two team race for the North and I think it's due time Brad gets canned and for that to happen the Vikes will need to miss the playoffs. You can guarantee that will happen! (The last time I thought this exact same thought the coach was Tom Coughlin and it was August 2007, maybe you should lay your money on Minny after all).

Back to the topic at hand... Josh McDaniels has to remind you of another hoodie wearing coach with moves like these. He takes a player he didn't want to begin with, but instead of GIVING UP their 1st rounder for Matt Cassel they get rid of the interception machine and GAIN TWO #1's, a #3, and get a qb who is probably better suited to the offense than Clutz anyways. (I'm still trying to settle on what Jay's nickname should be, sorry) Now this year the Broncos have 5 of the top 85 selections and two of the top 32 next year...Sound familiar? JMD gets 3 good picks and a starting qb that has a better W-L record than the man they traded? How is this not anything other than FUCKING AWESOME FOR THE BRONCOS??? They have holes all over their defense and instead of losing a first round pick they have THREE? 

The picks. Denver has to make good on the picks acquired for this deal to turn out as a win. B.J. Raji failing a drug test has to remind you of another 300 pounder from Miami that had the same fate occur. It dropped him out of the top 5 and even top 10 picks. I'll give you a minute............... Warren Sapp anyone? Obviously smoking pot didn't have too much effect on his Hall of Fame career. Whereas Raji wouldn't have been around at #12 if the draft happened 2 weeks ago, he now will be. Anyone that says Denver will package #12 and #18 to move up for one of the 3 sheep quarterbacks is laughable. The best qb from this class is named Pat White and he will be around in Round 2, if Denver wants to upgrade over Orton (which I don't think they will) White is the pick. Denver is going to load up on defense, their draft should yield 1 or 2 defensive linemen, 1 or 2 lb's, a cb, s, and offensive lineman. Josh should know the blueprint, he has his skill players so getting the defense shored up will be a priority for the Donkeys. I have questioned JMD's free agent signings (a couple of running backs, one named JJ Arrington?- that should put the writing on the wall for the stable of 7 that ran wild last year) but every new coach is gonna have a high turnover so now time will tell. Denver does not need any more qb's, what they have on offense should be able to compete for the division, defense is the need and defense is what Denver shall get.