buzzed driving is NOT drunk driving

If I ever win a mega lottery (takehome of 80 million or more, so a $160,000,000+ jackpot) I'm gonna blow $10M on pro drunk driving and pro marijuana campains. I mean the slogan "Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving" is bullshit. That's why it's called "buzzed" driving and not "drunk" driving, the words mean two different things. What if I'm buzzed on crack or paint chips? What if I'm a bee? Then I'm always buzzed... Anyways I just wanted to tell mothers against drunk driving to go fuck themselves.