Commercials these days

So apparently the thought of a man resurrecting from the dead gives chocolate bunnies the urge to fuck jars of peanut butter. Wow. At least now I know what to give up for Lent. Instead of the standard nothing like I do every other year, this year I'm giving up peanut butter so I don't get butt-ganked by a pack of horny easter bunnies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLKmr-tS9yU

By the way, if you don't know what song is playing (like the people in the comments section) I think you should be drug out of your bed while you are sleeping -by a horse. This horse will drag your bleeding but alive body down 5 flights of stairs (this is a special horse that can walk down stairs) to town sqaure where you will have feces smeared all over your body, be soaked in turpentine and lit on fire. While you are on fire we will dangle your writhing body 6 inches above a tank of water, just enough so you can put out the flames on your feet. Fucking morons. All you would have to do is google the phrase "let's get it on"!!!